(My) Kids Say the Darndest Things

I've mentioned before that my kids say some pretty funny stuff.  I'm sure lots of kids do, but I don't hear it, so I can only report on what my kids say.  Feel free to share your kids' funny moments in the comments.

Here's one of the most memorable funny kid moments:

Joshua, about 6 years old.  We had been discussing Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.  Have I mentioned that we are a very political family?

Anyway, little Josh asked, "Is he a dick potato?"

Stunned and very confused, I just stared at him, trying to process what I was hearing.  "A what??" I asked.

He said, "You know, a dick potato.  Like Castro."

No longer confused, but still stunned, I said, "A dictator?"

Josh, "Yeah, that's the slang.  Dick tater."

Joshua, 6 years old